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The technological boom over the last years has introduced some amazing things to our modern world - including driverless cars, high-speed internet, and sexting. Yes, in this day-and-age it is common practice to seduce a partner by sending them utter filth over Messenger and WhatsApp or SMS if you're old school. But take it from a guy who once sent a dirty and I mean Christina Aguilera 'Dirrty' text intended for his wife to an old friend who proceeded to show everybody he knew - sexting can blow up in your face.

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Age: 32
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Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee.

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The technological boom over the last years has introduced some amazing things to our modern world - including driverless cars, high-speed internet, and sexting. Being able to incorporate humor when talking dirgy sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. Are you still on your parents' phone bill?

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This line is busy. If you're this good with your words, Dirry can't wait to see what you can do with your hands. If you wanted to send nudes, I wouldn't be opposed. In the footage, year-old Rory Mellor can be seeing dealing cards to a group of people sitting around a table.

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Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. Actually, don't. I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection. I didn't realize you were such a fog.

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Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. Though you may always have your cell phone on you, you may not always be in the mood to swap XXX messages, so whether you're trying to shut it down or turn it up, these witty responses to sexting are sure hfr make your date happy, horny, or some combination of both. Nothing turns me on like perfect grammar. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent. For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting.

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Can't respond, getting a manicure! Yes, in this day-and-age it is common practice to seduce a partner by sending them utter filth over Messenger and WhatsApp or SMS if you're old school. herr

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You're the Shakespeare of sexting. Oops, sorry!

Has this ever worked for you? If we're being open and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day.

You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better. We're closed. But it was too late - and Maurie's face is an absolute picture when she re the filthy message.

I see you'd like to make a dick appointment. I love it when you text dirty to me.

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If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. You know, I've been waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting.

Watch the embarrassing moment below:. I didn't realize you were so spontaneous. Great minds do think alike. How long is this going to take? While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires.

Wow, wow, wow, buy me dinner first.